Our leader of delegation, Abiti Joyce, MG 66; the Most Excellent Grand Achiever or MEGA-1, is angry not because we are still here at Bwengu, in the ever neat Bazale Nyirenda village, Traditional Authority Jaravikuba, in uMzimba but for something else. Before she disclosed the source of her anger, we were forced to guess…

Mukombe Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela, Abiti Joyce, MG 66 and MEGA-1 and I, the only Mahoshoi in Malawi are this week wrapping up our tour of Karonga. We are lodged at Maji Zuwa Water and Sun Resort perched in an adulterated piece…

This week our tour guide for Karonga,  Mwangi Msukwa, completes the rich history of this great lake valley district whose people are as resilient and as hard-working as Mangochians. They are also amongst the most politically alert and educated people in Malawi. “Karonga is a title for Chief Judge or Minister of Justice,” our guide…

We are still in Chitipa, the land of marshes, rivers, hills, bees, beehives, and the world’s most succulent Mzuzu coffee.  Today we add that Chitipa is the most peaceful, tolerant, cosmopolitan, friendly and detribalised society in Malawi. Apart from Mangochians and Karongians, Chitipians are perchance the hardest working folks in this, our bloodsuckerland. This is…

  (Continued from last week) Dear Mohashoi, You may wonder that why it is that Mwenechitipa is a subject of TA Mwabulambya? Its was the making of the British. They found Kyungu (Chungu in Chitipa) at Karonga who directed them to Chief Nyondo (Mwabulambya) his uncle at Chinunkha but they made Mwabulambya overseer of Chitipa…

Abiti Joyce Befu also intra-nationall  known as MG 66, Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), the Most Paramount  Native Authority Mzee Mandela and I,  the Mohashoi, are in the so-called City of Zomba this week. We are here to pay homage to the institution, the structures and the people that made…

Since it was demarcated, Malawi’s territory has not gained even a single square millimetre. Some people even argue that actually Nyasaland, as Malawi was known then, surrendered some territory to our north eastern neighbours because Nyasaland’s border with German East Africa (comprising today’s Burundi, Rwanda and Tanzania) was at Mbeya. Neither Abiti Joyce Befu, MG…

Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD);  Ama Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66;  the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela, Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, are here in the Republic of Tongaland  to commemorate and celebrate the people who were martyred 58 years ago to gain freedom for all the peoples of…

We, Abiti Joyce Befu, aka MG 66, Alhajj Mufti Jean- Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), the MP Native Authority Mandela, and I, the Mohashoi,  are here in the Supreme Federal Republic of Mulanje, Thyolo, Phalombe and (later) Chiradzulo to meet the supreme leader (Ayatollah) of this  ‘breakaway’  Lhomwe republic. Lest we forget, Ayatollah Vincent Wandale doubles…