We are still in Chitipa, the land of marshes, rivers, hills, bees, beehives, and the world’s most succulent Mzuzu coffee.  Today we add that Chitipa is the most peaceful, tolerant, cosmopolitan, friendly and detribalised society in Malawi. Apart from Mangochians and Karongians, Chitipians are perchance the hardest working folks in this, our bloodsuckerland. This is…

Since it was demarcated, Malawi’s territory has not gained even a single square millimetre. Some people even argue that actually Nyasaland, as Malawi was known then, surrendered some territory to our north eastern neighbours because Nyasaland’s border with German East Africa (comprising today’s Burundi, Rwanda and Tanzania) was at Mbeya. Neither Abiti Joyce Befu, MG…

Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD);  Ama Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66;  the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela, Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, are here in the Republic of Tongaland  to commemorate and celebrate the people who were martyred 58 years ago to gain freedom for all the peoples of…

We, Abiti Joyce Befu, aka MG 66, Alhajj Mufti Jean- Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), the MP Native Authority Mandela, and I, the Mohashoi,  are here in the Supreme Federal Republic of Mulanje, Thyolo, Phalombe and (later) Chiradzulo to meet the supreme leader (Ayatollah) of this  ‘breakaway’  Lhomwe republic. Lest we forget, Ayatollah Vincent Wandale doubles…