If I were Bingu, I would not chant DPPâ€™s slogans â€˜Chala mâ€™mwamba! chala mâ€™mwamba! or indeed DPP woyeeee!â€™ during the opening of the tobacco marketing season at Lilongwe Auction Floors on Monday.
I would realise that it is important for me to contrast a party and government function because I am using public resources to promote a party which is purely an issue of my personal interest.
How I wish I were the State President, because I would realise that not all Malawians belong to DPP; hence, the need to make a distinction when I am presiding over a government function.
That is if only I were Mutharika. Unfortunately, I am not and will never be Bingu!