10 lies women love to hear

When I read this article, I told myself that sometimes what men advise each other is unfair to the women. But then I thought it was wise that I should share with you. Most of the things in it are true anyway. Every woman wants to hear what is in this article. Those things are what brighten our days. But then are they true? Who cares! I hope you enjoy it. DUMASE ZGAMBO-MAPEMBA

You are beautiful

This is in the list of top 10 lies women love to hear because it is very obvious. How many women would be displeased to hear their partner say they are beautiful? This is may be a lie because sometimes your partner may not think you are beautiful. He will never admit it because he will not want to sleep on the couch.

I miss you so much

This is another lie that women just love to hear. If you tell a woman you spent the whole day thinking about her, she will be very happy. She probably knows it’s a lie but she doesn’t care. Imagine you were about to call your business partner and you made a mistake and rang your wife instead. Don’t act surprised! Just say, “Baby I don’t have much time to talk, I just want to say I miss you so much”. That is a big fat lie that women love to hear. She will love you for your mistake.

I can’t live without you

Oh! This is another good lie. It is bad to lie, but when your girl wants you to whisper sweet little nothing in her ears, you simply say, “I can’t live without you darling”. You probably don’t deserve to get into heaven for such a lie. If your spouse wants you to lie to her that is what you need to do.

I have never loved anyone like you

Women love to hear this lie particularly at the beginning of a relationship. You know it is a lie and she really wants to believe you. You are a match made in heaven. This lie should make the top 10 list of lies women love to hear because it is so blatant but very effective.

If you leave me, I will die

Men should be ashamed of this lie. Women should also be ashamed for loving such a lie. This sentence is so cheesy but very effective. This is one of those lies that are awash with hypocrisy. No matter how long you have been with your spouse, if you say those words to her, she will be happy and you might get lucky if you know what that means. This lie is terrible because it oozes desperation.

I like watching girly films too

If you have been with your spouse long enough, you know women generally love girly films. Men will sit through the torture of a girly film if they know their spouse will allow their hands to rummage. If you cuddle up to her and tell her you really enjoyed the film, she will be happy because she thinks you are getting in touch with your feminine side. Watching girly film can be fun but deceptive.

I love you so much it hurts

This is a disgrace but a very graceful lie. This lie is slick and to the point. It will melt the heart of even the most hardcore women out there. Your girl might laugh at this lie because it sounds cheesy but it belongs in the top 10 lies women love to hear.

You are very intelligent

This is a two edged sword, but it can cut deep into the heart of your woman. It is a lie but she doesn’t care and neither should you. That doesn’t mean women are not intelligent but at times you just wonder. This is a compliment and can also be an insult. If used judiciously, it can be a winner. The top 10 lies women love to hear will not be complete without this.

I am only interested in your brain

 This is a terrible lie. We all know what men want. When men are talking to a beautiful woman, they are not thinking about her brain. They are only interested in her… (not allowed to say that in front of the children).

I believe that a relationship should not be based on sex

Whoever invented this lie is a genius. Some women say men don’t have emotions above the waistline. That might be true, but women still love to hear this lie. —