I feel for more than just Ben

Clearly, a lot of us Malawians lack entertainment. This I dare say seeing how video clips purportedly of one Ben’s bride, to be making it out with an alleged British soldier, are being shared and commented on. It is widely believed that the male actor is a British soldier, but I always give social media a benefit of doubt in as far as credibility is concerned. So, to me this is just a man adding colour and experience to his bedroom CV and possibly trying his luck as a potential director and producer in the porn movie industry.

This was consensual sex and I am tempted to think there was some monetary attachment to it, but the lady was kept in the dark about the whole shooting business. She had allegedly fabricated and sugar-coated her lies about her whereabouts to her fiancé thinking she was clever, but alas she met a man who was smarter than her. The man in the movie did not only have fun hiding the camera to capture the whole act, he was also having a time of his life editing the clips and adding subtitles. People are feeling for Ben the fiancée for being fooled but I feel for more than just Ben.

I feel for everybody who has ever misbehaved and over the years buried and forgot their mistakes. Well I have news for you brothers and sisters, we have self-trained archaeologists now digging through other people’s past and resurrecting all long dead stories. These clips making rounds were shot two years ago and here we are sharing skeletons of Ben’s fiancé, tearing her apart reviving old memories. Sadly, she is not alone, my heart goes out to the rest who have tangible evidence of some naughty acts of the past. Like the prophets of Baal at Mount of Carmel, pray harder even if it means cutting yourselves just to wake your sleeping gods to bury your secrets deeper otherwise who knows who will be starred in the next clip that will go viral.

I also feel for those who cheat on their loved ones. Careful is no longer safe enough. We have to be extra careful with how careful we are that’s how much careful cheaters must be. Apparently, in one of the subtitles, the man was complaining of running out of 10 box supply of condoms because he was using them for sleeping with a lot of girls. Now, I am beginning to believe the man is really from abroad. I mean on the local market the highest number of condoms per pack is four where did he purchase such an economic pack? But that is besides the point. Ben’s fiancée just risked her relationship for an adventurer. I don’t believe Ben is a saint, Never, we don’t have any on earth but I am sure he must have been better than this man whose 10 pack was almost empty having feasted on many girls. See why I symphathise with cheaters? They usually jump from the sauce straight into burning coal. Do you know these clips have just removed the little trust people in relationships had left for each other? Previously, people associated not picking up a call with cheating, not in these video clips. Ben’s fiancée was answering and making calls right in the middle of the action; I mean who does that? Next time someone tells their loved ones they went to get airtime, were sleeping or were in the shower No one will believe them and I blame it on nothing but these clips.

Just a hint, next time you plan to sleep with anybody outside your house make sure you are present when choosing the room and all other arrangements prior to the act. Never ever let your game mates arrive at the venue before you do at least don’t repeat the mistake Ben’s fiancée made of thinking she was In a room not knowing it was a mini studio.

Lastly, I feel for myself for not watching the entire video which I hear goes up to 32 minutes. No one has been generous enough to send it to me. Don’t get me wrong I am not into porn , let alone this video which has poor lighting. I feel bad because I would have seen a lot of things to feel sorry for. I just hope all those shooting your videos knowingly or otherwise will consider the lighting part because no matter how much such videos leak, people don’t get any lesson out of it and aren’t creative enough to make new mistakes.