Abiti Joyce Befu, also popularly known as MG 66 and Most Excellent Grand Achiever-MEGA 1; Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePOisson, SC (RTD), the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela, Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD) and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, are still here in Nkhota Kota, our beautiful cosmopolitan land. Each time we are here in Nkhota Kota;…

In the course of the past week, Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela, Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66 and the Most Excellent Grand Achiever (MEGA-1) and I, the Mohashoi, took  five Nkhota Kota natives on a tour of discovery of their own district. From…

Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66, leader of delegation and the Most Excellent Grand Achiever (MEGA 1); Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD); the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela; Alhajj Jean-Philippe LePoisson and I, the Mohashoi, are still here in Nkhota Kota, once part of the United Republic of Tongaland (URT).   Today we are here in Dwangwa…

Our friends and benefactors resident in the diaspora have blessed us with a new 4X4 vehicle to assist us explore Malawi more and better. With this ‘Aford Neverest’, we will explore the hinterland of our country unfettered.  We will pass through games parks; cross rivers, and get up the most rugged terrain.   On this leg…

There was malad-ministration across the board. There was irregularity. There was criminality. There was illegality. Those were the major conclusions of the investigations of the Ombudswoman’s office into the irregular purchase and illegal disposal of the tractors and maize shellers whose loan, we taxpayers, are toiling and future generations are overburdened to repay. As usual…

Our leader of delegation, Abiti Joyce, MG 66 and the Most Excellent Grand Commander and Achiever (MEGA 1); Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD); the Most Paramount Native Authority Mandela; Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD) and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, are here in Liwonde to inspect the Kamuzu Barrage rehabilitation works and, of course, to have…

Greetings! Reference is made to your article in the Weekend Nation newspaper dated 20th May 2017 titled ‘In Defence of DPP Secretary General’. Let me start by stating the following: Thank God that Barack Obama did not change the name of the ‘White House’ to become the ‘Black House’ or whatsoever because he knew that…

We, Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), Abiti Joyce Befu, MGG 66, and I, Malawi’s first and last Mohashoi, are back home from France where we went to observe, nay, witness the Presidential elections that saw Monsieur Emmanuel Macron march to the Elysee, the Sanjika or Kamuzu Palace of France.  We…

“As my Malawian friends and compatriots, the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela;  Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66; Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD) and Malawi’s only Mohashoi, herein present will agree, Malawi is a uniquely African tragedy,”  Jean-Philippe continued, after taking a sip from his glass of water. “Ethnicity and tribalism are serious causes of problems…

Last week’s French presidential election, here simply called les presidentielles, came to pass as we, Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66; the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela; Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD); Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), and I, the Mohashoi, had predicted.  Emanuel Macron and Marine LePen will face each other next week. Most…

We, the Bottom Up expedition comprising our chief security officer, Nganga Maigwaigwa, PSC (RTD), our leader of delegation, Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66, our religious advisor, Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD), our moralist, the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela, and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, are here in Paris, Capitale de la France for…

Around this time, this season last year, we, the Bottom Up expedition team comprising Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD); the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee CheNsomba Mandela; Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66; and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, said in very clear Malawian English that Minister of Finance, Economic Planning and Development, Goodall Gondwe was…

Our leader of delegation and expedition Abiti Joyce Befu, popularly also known as MG 66; the Most Paramount Native Authority Mzee Mandela; Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD) and I, Malawi’s only Mohashoi, are  here in Thyolo to fulfill a number of engagements, to use a decaying political cliché.  Those engagements start hic et nunc,…

Recently we were in the capital City of the Republic of the Shire Highlands, as Blantyre or Kabula, was aptly named by our colonisers, the people who defined our borders, introduced Western educational and political values and taught us to hate our Gods in favour of one God, the God of Israel. We were enjoying…

  Those who care will, those who don’t care should, remember that our Bottom Up expedition started five years ago. Our first assignment for the International Geographic, as soon as Jean-Philippe landed in Malawi, was to find out how the Reverend John Chilembwe died, who killed him and where he was buried. To fulfill this…