She lied about night of prayer

 Hello Biggie,

Mine is a small problem. Very small one. I don’t even know if you will find a bit of a second to respond.

Anyway, you know, I have been married to this woman for some time. There is love Biggie, love.

But I don’t what Satan entered her soul. You know, that day, she was very prayerful. You know, like once or twice every month she goes for night of prayers.

So, that night, she did tell me she was going to be in God’s house. As usual, who am I to say no?

But then, our kid got sick in the middle of the night. Now I really needed her to be with us as we went to the hospital.

I drove to the sight of the prayers. She was not there. Her phone was off. I talked to the elders and they said she has never attended their nocturnal services.

The long and short of it is that my son was admitted. I had to call my mother and sister to be his guardian.

Well, I have not been talking to her. Is that enough punishment?

T Rig

Bwana T Rig,

You are strange in a funny way. Queer, in fact.

Not talking to her is not enough punishment. No, talk to her.

First, tell her straight in the face that good cheats know how to lie. There is no point in cheating you when she is no mistress of cooking up stories.

Then, please do ask, honestly: Where were you this particular night? Who were you with? Why not me?

Bwana T Rig, you mean all these years you didn’t even smell a rat? Who are your friends? Who do you hang out with?

 My One Tambala thought is that your wife was with one of your friends. One of your friends knows you are as absurd as absurd can be. You are the impersonation of absurdity if you ask me!

Not talking to her is not punishment enough. Talk to her. Torture her mind by asking the deep questions.

By the way, by not talking to her and letting her into the house you committed the cardinal sin that shows how absurd you are. Are you in the rightful senses?

Any normal human being could have told her to go back wherever she went for the prayers.

As it is, it is very apparent that you are not willing to let her go. How on earth do you call this a small matter? My friend, this is World War 3.

As a last word, when your son gets better, please ask your wife to let you go to a night of prayer at an undesignated temple. Please, talk to her and ask her that.