Dear BMW, I have been married for over a decade and in that time we have been blessed with three beautiful children—a girl and two boys. My husband and I belong to different ethnic groups and from different regions. Curiously, though, our kids’ given names are synonymous with another tribe from a totally different region.…

Dear BMW, I am a 24-year-old female who is in a relationship with a 26-year- old guy. We have been seeing each other for about six months now. What worries me most is that, all along in my relationship with him, there has never been a single day he bought me anything, the last time…

Biggie, I am 25 and my husband is 15 years my senior. I suspect he is going through a midlife crisis, but all I want from him is to at least show that he cares about me by having marathon sessions with me. Biggie, I think I was born a bit abnormal because honestly I…

Dear BMW, I am 40, married to a 35-year-old beautiful and sexy woman. Together, we have four kids aged between three and 10. I kneel before you Biggie because my wife has lost her libido and life in the bedroom is getting too boring. I have to go months on end without eating the fruit.…

Dear Biggie, First, let me confess that I am a fan of this column and I have been following you for the past eight months. In the past I would read your column while sipping a cold beer and laugh with my friends at your responses like idiots. I always thought those who seek your…

Dear BMW, Three years ago, I dated a married man. All I wanted from him was money. He would pay for rent, electricity, water, buy groceries and my clothes. In return I would sleep with him. This went on for some time until he started demanding to sleep with me without protection. I resisted at…

Dear BMW, I am one of your most profound followers because I believe you give the best advice so I hope you will be able to give me a solution to a problem I am having. You see BMW, I was brought up in a strict home, one of the requirements which is most strict…

Hello BMW, I have afamily problem. The issue is that I don’t enjoy my family especially when it comes to sex. My wife doesn’t miss me in bed, we stay as long as two months without sex. When I try to persuade her, she brings in flimsy excuses. I have been having tough time trying…

Dear Biggie, If there are people who enjoy life, I am one of them. I carouse and paint the town red like nobody’s business and you know what that means. And, Biggie, I just love sex like nobody’s business. When I look at a woman, I end up undressing her in my mind. To tell…

Dear BMW, I am a jobless married man and I love sex so much but I am starving to death because I can’t have it at home. My wife of five years is always moody and tired. When she gives in, I must confess the lovemaking is boring and terrible like I slept with a…

Big Man, I’m not sure you have the guts to publish this story, but allow me still to express myself on what I see as a fundamental hatred against women on your part. In every response to problems presented to you, you exhibit an underlying hatred for women, most times berating and scolding them and…