Dear BMW, There’s a popular saying that goes: ‘Women say they love the little things’ but Biggie, mhu mhu, I thought I knew what they meant until life recently gave me ‘pickaninny’. BMW, I know you are a man, but have you ever imagined a woman meeting a man and falling head over heels, go…

Dear BMW, I am a 28-year-old married entrepreneur with a little more cash to splash. I love spending my free time at one of the popular drinking den downtown Blantyre, where I met this stunning barmaid. She is tall, light skinned, has huge melons and an onion booty to die for. When she opens her…

 Dear BMW, I am writing this with a heavy heart. My boyfriend of five years has bought a new Rush for his wife, although I was jealousy, I had no problem with it. But what has angered me to write you is the fact that barely a month, the wife has bashed the vehicle and…