Dear BMW, My boyfriend of two years is saved and can speak in 100 tongues. He consults the heavens whenever he is in a tight situation. He prays before sex and calls his pastor or prophet ‘Daddy’ and the prophet’s wife ‘Mamma or Mammi’. Months can pass without him touching me and when I ask…

Dear BMW, My wife of five years is ‘head over heels’ with a politician she has never met in fresh and blood. I understand this politician is young, hot and trends whenever he has done something silly on the podium (I do not have a slight idea what the clown does that makes women warm…

Dear BMW, I’m a 32-year-old woman and my man is 45. In the past, he couldn’t help but look at every skirt that passed his way. He was hardly home as he was ‘working late’ or ‘drinking with his friends’. I was tired of his cheating and confided in my neighbour, who advised me to…

Dear BMW, I am one of your most profound followers because I believe you give the best advice so I hope you will be able to give me a solution to a problem I am having. You see BMW, I was brought up in a strict home, one of the requirements which is most strict…

Dear BMW, I am 28-year-old girl and I live with my older sister. Lately she has been grumpy. She smashes plates, burns food when she is cooking and shouts at the maid like a maniac. When I asked about her sudden hot temple, I learnt with shock that she has not had sex with her…

Dear BMW, Three years ago, I dated a married man. All I wanted from him was money. He would pay for rent, electricity, water, buy groceries and my clothes. In return I would sleep with him. This went on for some time until he started demanding to sleep with me without protection. I resisted at…

Dear BMW, I belong to WhatsApp group for disgruntled MG2s. My friends and I are damn sure you hate women. All of us see as a fundamental hatred against women on your part. We see a lot of chauvinistic tendencies in you. Why we say so, you may ask? In every response to problems presented…

Hi, I am 60 years old and lonely. I lost my years ago. At first, I thought I will never ever get involved with anybody in my lifetime. But, BMW, the more years are passing, the more I long and crave for somebody just to chat with on WhatsApp or just to tell me he…

Dear Biggie, If there are people who enjoy life, I am one of them. I carouse and paint the town red like nobody’s business and you know what that means. And, Biggie, I just love sex like nobody’s business. When I look at a woman, I end up undressing her in my mind. To tell…

Dear BMW, I am one of your most profound followers because I believe you give the best advice so I hope you will be able to give me a solution to a problem I am having. You see BMW, I was brought up in a strict home, one of the requirements which is most strict…

President Peter Mutharika, in particular, and the ruling Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) are under severe pressure. They’ve been under the lurch, so to say, well, since the country voted in May. Majority of the voters rejected the President or his party. Although Mutharika was declared the winner, thanks to the first-past-the-post system, that victory has…

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