Dear BMW, I belong to WhatsApp group for disgruntled MG2s. My friends and I are damn sure you hate women. All of us see as a fundamental hatred against women on your part. We see a lot of chauvinistic tendencies in you. Why we say so, you may ask? In every response to problems presented…

Hi, I am 60 years old and lonely. I lost my years ago. At first, I thought I will never ever get involved with anybody in my lifetime. But, BMW, the more years are passing, the more I long and crave for somebody just to chat with on WhatsApp or just to tell me he…

Dear Biggie, If there are people who enjoy life, I am one of them. I carouse and paint the town red like nobody’s business and you know what that means. And, Biggie, I just love sex like nobody’s business. When I look at a woman, I end up undressing her in my mind. To tell…

Dear BMW, I am one of your most profound followers because I believe you give the best advice so I hope you will be able to give me a solution to a problem I am having. You see BMW, I was brought up in a strict home, one of the requirements which is most strict…

President Peter Mutharika, in particular, and the ruling Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) are under severe pressure. They’ve been under the lurch, so to say, well, since the country voted in May. Majority of the voters rejected the President or his party. Although Mutharika was declared the winner, thanks to the first-past-the-post system, that victory has…

Dear BMW, I am writing this with a heavy heart. My boyfriend of five years has bought a new Toyota Rush for his wife, although I was jealousy, I had no problem with it. But what has angered me to write you is the fact that barely a month, the wife has bashed the vehicle…

Dear BMW, I am 28-year-old girl and I live with my older sister. Lately she has been grumpy. She smashes plates, burns food when she is cooking and shouts at the maid like a maniac. When I asked about her sudden hot temple, I learnt with shock that she has not had sex with her…

Dear BMW, I have an extremely stressful job as a journalist and I need to blow off steam after work (no pun intended). Going straight home to my wife and kids doesn’t provide the sort of decompression I need—in fact, it often makes things worse—so that is rarely my first stop when my shift ends.…