People’s Tribunal
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Patriotic brilliance of buying darkness at K9.8 billion a month
Dear Judge Mbadwa, I come before your honourable court as an overly excited citizen, seeking an injunction against all unpatriotic…
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Gizzards of governance: Why we must feed our leaders
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I hear people are casting aspersions on the speakers who recently led the People’s Demagogic…
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Water is life, and life doesn’t come cheap
Judge Mbadwa, I submit this urgent petition to your honourable bench following the delightful news that the Nyasaland Ministry of…
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In defence of shelving the Pension Fund report
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I could not fail to notice how certain busybodies in this country have worked themselves…
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Sovereign Republic of Nyasaland vs. Smooth Skin
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I rise this morning to register a motion of profound gratitude to the custodians of…
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That the budget is standing on weak legs should be fake news
Dear Judge Mbadwa, You sometimes wake up, My Lord, to terrifying morning headlines that trigger instant heart palpitations at a…
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Forget the opposition noise as CDF is sequencing Nyasaland’s way to Singapore
Dear Judge Mbadwa, I feel compelled, My Lord, to step into the witness box and demolish the unpatriotic myths surrounding…
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The returnees and their Sovereign Republic of Procreation
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, if I had spare time, I would have deeply immersed myself in the various national…
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Taxing the fever, subsidising the salad
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I appear before this court today with a heart positively bursting with uncharacteristic joy. At…
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The sacred clock of the Nyasaland Public Service
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I come before this court today straight from the frontline of public service by which…
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