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People’s Tribunal
In defence of shelving the Pension Fund report
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I could not fail to notice how certain busybodies in this country have worked themselves…
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People’s Tribunal
Sovereign Republic of Nyasaland vs. Smooth Skin
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I rise this morning to register a motion of profound gratitude to the custodians of…
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People’s Tribunal
That the budget is standing on weak legs should be fake news
Dear Judge Mbadwa, You sometimes wake up, My Lord, to terrifying morning headlines that trigger instant heart palpitations at a…
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People’s Tribunal
Forget the opposition noise as CDF is sequencing Nyasaland’s way to Singapore
Dear Judge Mbadwa, I feel compelled, My Lord, to step into the witness box and demolish the unpatriotic myths surrounding…
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The returnees and their Sovereign Republic of Procreation
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, if I had spare time, I would have deeply immersed myself in the various national…
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People’s Tribunal
Taxing the fever, subsidising the salad
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I appear before this court today with a heart positively bursting with uncharacteristic joy. At…
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People’s Tribunal
The sacred clock of the Nyasaland Public Service
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I come before this court today straight from the frontline of public service by which…
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People’s Tribunal
Gassing the ghosts of failure with teargas
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, I come before this bench to confess my profound ignorance. I foolishly believed that the…
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Nyasaland failing to learn from the past
Dear Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, with fuel queues once again snaking along our roads like restless spirits, I see that…
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National News
Forced to carry heavy yokes and drink sour holy levies
Judge Mbadwa, My Lord, the global fuel shock of the past fortnight, specifically the skyrocketing fuel prices across the map,…
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