After visiting Chitipi in Lilongwe, we decided to proceed to Chikwawa on the road to Mchinji to spend a few hours there and buy some cabbages, tomatoes and all those green things people diagnosed with heart problems eat. When we got there, we decided to visit a barber shop first because Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe’s head…

Last Thursday we met at Chitipi, in Lilongwe, and held a convention where our leader of delegation, Professor Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66 and MEGA-1 went unopposed.  She will lead our delegation until she decides to call another convention. We make this declaration with our eyes upright. Professor Befu is the delegation, and the delegation…

Mission accomplished. At Area 30, as the Police Headquarters are called, we delivered our petition for a delivery of an operations vehicle to Sharpe Valley Police Station.   Additionally, we handed in a letter from the people of Chintheche who are appealing for police protection against killings and midnight abductions there.  We hope Inspector General Jose…

After dropping off Traffic Sergeant Ujeni of Sharp Valley at the accident spot, our leader of delegation and expedition, Professor Abiti Joyce Befu, MG 66 and MEGA-1, commanded us, like all great leaders do, to travel to Lilongwe via the Golomoti Escarpment. Alhajj Mufti Jean-Philippe LePoisson, SC (RTD) tried to argue that our initial plan…

There is always a time when even a hardworking seemingly indefatigable charcoal man must sit down and rest against a tree and doze off. There is always a time when a hardworking and seemingly tireless caring mother must sit down, pluck the breast out of her lactating child, rest against a mud wall and doze…

There is always a time when even a hardworking seemingly indefatigable charcoal man must sit down and rest against a tree and doze off. There is always a time when a hardworking and seemingly tireless caring mother must sit down, pluck the breast out of her lactating child, rest against a mud wall and doze…

  The revelation this past week that someone along the fresh fish value chain was using body embalming fluid to keep his or her fish fresh shocked many, but it did not surprise us.  We will tell you why. In fact, some of the people who sounded overly shocked with the news were pretending, performing…

Until yesterday morning, we waited for news that Vice-President Saulos Claus Chilima would visit Nkhata Bay and inspect that infamous K500 million bus depot Minister of Local Government and Rural Development Kondwani Nankhumwa graciously and proudly launched some weeks ago. We had vowed to camp there until the Veep came but we quickly understood that…