Dear BMW,
I have been married for 14 years and we have six children. Some eight years ago, I started getting erection difficulties. The situation became extreme that we could only do it like once a year.
After a year, I was lucky to get a girlfriend and during our meetings… surprise, surprise, I never had any erection issues. I actually would have four good rounds in one night and perform different styles, including Taekwondo.
Many years have gone by and I’m still having the same problem. I can’t have sex with my legally married wife, but I don’t have any issues when I sleep with any other woman, including awa oyendayendawa ma thighgaters.
Biggy, ukuona bwa, akuchikazi andilodza mwina to save their sister from sex?
Should I leave her, please help!
Baba Taifa, via WhatsApp, Lilongwe.
Oh Baba Taifa, sit down and let me serve you a hot plate of reality with a side of roasted ego.
You say you’ve been married for 14 years, have six kids and now you’re out here doing Taekwondo with thighgaters like you’re auditioning for Kung Fu Bedroom Chronicles. Sir, this isn’t a Bruce Lee movie—it’s your marriage and it’s limping harder than your excuses.
Let’s be honest: blaming your wife for your “performance issues” while gallivanting like a hormonal gazelle is peak olympic-level deflection. Maybe it’s not her, maybe it’s the guilt doing push-ups on your conscience. Or maybe your body’s just tired of the same playlist and wants a remix. Either way, don’t act like your wife is the villain in your soap opera when you’re the one sneaking offstage for rehearsals.
Leaving her? For what—because she’s not your personal trampoline anymore? You’ve got six kids, a history and a woman who’s probably been carrying more emotional weight than your Taekwondo stamina can handle. Instead of packing your bags, how about unpacking your pride and seeing a therapist or doctor? Because sir, this isn’t just about rising to the occasion—it’s about rising to responsibility.
Now go reflect, Baba Taifa. And leave the thighgaters for the next episode of Malawi’s Got Drama.
