Hello BMW,
I am a working single mom desperate for a husband. Lately, I have been seeing a herbalist who assured me I will get a man of my dreams within a month. However, a month has passed and there is no man in my life. When I cornered him, he told me that I might have mixed up the charms and its working against me. To solve the problem, he has been demanding to have sex with me at the cemetery. He says if I continue refusing sex, I will go mad.
I am a nice lady and do not sleep with strangers but I do not want to go mad. My friends though have been warning me that the herbalist is a con who gets daily dose of sex from desperate women like me. I am torn Biggie. Do you think my friends are just jealous that I will get a man before them? Should I take their word or go ahead and sleep with my herbalist?
Single mom, Via E-mail.
Dearest Single mom,
This is a horny man, who is masquerading as a traditional healer. I am sure he has had sex with more women than all ‘hyenas’ combined. Stay away from him.
BMW is, however, surprised that in this day and age, there are still women out there who believe herbalists will solve their love problems. What kind of women are you? Ladies lend me your ears, the best you can do if you have a problem, is turn to BMW. Herbalists will do nothing but hurt your feelings.
In fact, I am livid that you actually went to a traditional healer when men queue at Kamba to get laid. Some are dying to have nice women of their own and two million men fantasize of getting divorced and marrying a nice woman such as you.
Please, you must stop this nonsense of saying I don’t have a boyfriend; a medicine man will find me a man because none will solve your problem, but yourself. Learn to treat men well and shut your mouth for men hate women who can yap the whole night.
Report this horny herbalist today so that he is arrested and women such as you are saved from his cemetery bed. By the way where is the father of your child?
BMW
